Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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