Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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