What a fucking waste of an outfit
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
what day is it and did you see me today?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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