She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
