and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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