I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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