that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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