you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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