Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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