I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
