Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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