Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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