his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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