how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
