I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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