I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
please don't ironically join a cult
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