They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Randomize
