I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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