I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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