Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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