my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize