just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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