He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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