She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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