Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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