I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
it glows. i had to have it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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