big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do plants get herpes?
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