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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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