The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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