no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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