what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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