dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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