I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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