I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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