I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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