If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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