i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
how does that bad decision feel?