in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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