I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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