i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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