There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
