Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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