i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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