there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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