Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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