My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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