Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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