Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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