Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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