Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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