best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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