But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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