Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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