Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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